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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Sep 24

    “Cat Person,” a short story by Kristen Roupenian: “By her third beer, she was thinking about what it would be like to have sex with Robert.” http://nyer.cm/b9JOO2R pic.twitter.com/s5vqm50Mdg

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      2. Matt "Candy Corn"ell‏ @mattcornell Sep 24
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I thought we were done with this.

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      1. tadia‏ @petitewench Sep 24
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        I’m living for all the men upset in the replies here!!!

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      1. Daniel Walters‏ @danielwinlander Sep 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @newyorker_nb

        not this again

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      1. Escuincla Babosa‏ @desaarc Sep 24
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        Love this story - lol @ all the guys whining about it

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      1. Adam = #1 Black Crowes Fan‏ @adamthompson4u Sep 24
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        oh jesus christ not again

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      1. Fiona Gallagher‏ @seemeCD Sep 24
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        Great photo!

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      2. Eli Cranor‏ @elicranor Sep 24
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I like the contrast between the two blonde mustaches.

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      3. Eli Cranor‏ @elicranor Sep 24
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        I’m thinking it’s a metaphor. “Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.”

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      1. Isobel Oysters‏ @yoursaintedaunt Sep 24
        Replying to @NewYorker

        STOP IT.

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      1. Hinson Calabrese‏ @DonnieCalabrese Sep 24
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        PLEASE GET A NEW PICTURE. THIS PICTURE IS GROSS AND NOT INDICATIVE OF THE STORY'S CONTENT.

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      1. AMY MARASH‏ @cancerisSOFUNNY Sep 24
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        Ewwwww

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      1. Milquetoast‏ @NoOphend Sep 24
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        It’s back!!!

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      1. Jim Seng T.‏ @peanutprez Sep 25
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        Ah Jesus Christ

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      1. mike‏ @mike45987455 Sep 25
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        Wow I missed so many important this being off Twitter

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      1. LegalCanadianImmigrantinUSA‏ @canadian_usa Sep 24
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        This should have been titled “Immature 34 year-old man who cannot control his emotions.”

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      1. Tekamthi Lalawethika‏ @tlalawethika Sep 24
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        Can someone distill this I’m too lazy to rea e

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