I am the Dr Kevorkian of house plants. I’ve killed cactuses.
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Because they hate me.
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When did you convince Sarah Huckabee Sanders to be the model for the woman in your cartoon?
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Are you talking about my daughter, Brandi? I am taking her two houseplants right now!
String of pearls and the other one Lipstick. 

We’re 55 miles away
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thats a Q for this guy
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