If only he had attacked a woman instead of cheating at Scrabble- he would have won the hearts and minds of the GOP and had his confirmation 


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At 17, I guess?
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I love that
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Why the heck is this showing up in my feed when I specifically muted the word "Borowitz"?
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"Integrity" didnt have triple word score
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Everybody is a Saint until the glaring light into everything you have ever done gets inspected under the microscope. I'm not sure this Republic can stand the scrutiny. How long do we have?
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Was he playing a pornstar or a russian dictator or maybe someone from access hollywood or possibly a playboy centerfold?
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If Trump had nominated him, the media’d say it was a disqualifier.
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No worries - Trump cheats at LIFE itself. Signed, "MY Vietnam was screwing TONS of young women in New York City" Donald J. Trump
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