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comedic masterpiece. idk how he does it.
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Not going to happen. If kavanaugh is blocked i hope kennedy goes on a rampage teams up with the conserv mbrs and overturns roe chevron and anthing else liberals love
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You guys should just outsource your humor bits to
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Garland tweets "Trump is the greatest president ever!" Kavenaugh out. Garland in!
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You know who isn't and wasn't accused of any impropriety and would make a fine addition to the court? Kavanaugh's Boss-one Marrick Garland
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Okay, looking at this tweet, reading the headline, now-...now wait a minute. That seems unlikely. Sure, perhaps Judge Garland might make this kind of joke in private, but, to announce it, in the style of a press release? Not so sure. You never know though! Things are so crazy!
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All right, now to continue reading the tweet, looking down, and, yes. That's good old Judge Garland, I remember him from the news a year or two back. So far this checks out. Wow. I mean, okay, I guess this is real. It's got his real photograph and- ...well, now, what's this?
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Some more words, underneath the photograph. Huh. That's a little out of order, but who am I to "judge," right?
Okay, let's finish up reading this tweet.
Hold on now. That last part in red. "NOT... the news."
What? This has all the appearance of a news item, but...Oh, no. -
You got me! Wow, thank you for first, the light chuckle at this kind of ridiculous premise (I mean, he'd say it in private, but would he make that joke to a REPORTER of all people???), and, second, that disclaimer.
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People said when I had that accident and that aluminum pipe blew into my forehead and exited behind my right ear, staying there for weeks before surgery removed most, but not all, of the metal, that I might have trouble with humor, but now I've found just the publication for me!
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Get em Merrick. You are my hero of the day.
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Let's have some diversity on the Court. Enough.
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