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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Sep 16

    .@BorowitzReport: Poll respondents were amenable to a broad array of methods by which Robert Mueller might deliver emergency alerts to them, including the one-word text “FINITO.”http://nyer.cm/KfsToAP 

    7:58 AM - 16 Sep 2018
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      2. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Hello my fellow Americans.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEOGJJ7UKFM …

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      3. Carolyn Haynes‏ @AskMe_idareyou Sep 16
        Replying to @boingboingbbeep @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Nixon was a diabolical criminal, but at least he was intelligent, articulate, eloquent at times. It may have been difficult to find his conscience, but he had one. The current occupant of the White House is a semi-literate sociopath.

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      1. ManasterLaw‏ @ManasterLaw Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Adios mofo!

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      1. ShowMeTheMoney‏ @EncoreJamais Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        And 98% of respondents Do Not Want a FEMA text from #Trump …

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      1. Real  🇨🇦 Doll‏ @realcdoll Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        "Finito", from Mueller, would be the most famous text of all time.

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      2. Stacy M. Schreiber‏ @Stacy_Schreiber Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        My heart beats faster just thinking about it😍

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      1. Michal Regunberg‏ @MRintouch Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        The best! Love @BorowitzReport ! Keep us laughing!

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      1. strictly_wine‏ @WineStrictly Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Mueller can text me anytime.

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      1. hummingbird228‏ @hummingbird228 Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I don't know, after watching @ActMeasuresDoc, I suspect Mueller's investigation will take 10 years or more. I will watch @MMFlint's Fahrenheit 11/9 this weekend & report back to you of the timeline. MM says @realDonaldTrump could be in office till Jan. 2025.

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      1. Pamala Jo‏ @Pamala31546038 Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I'm in. I so want to see FINITO flash across my screen someday soon. I'll smile from ear to ear.

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      1. Carolyn Haynes‏ @AskMe_idareyou Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @Loveon999 @BorowitzReport

        Sign me up!

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      1. joecohen808‏ @joecohen808 Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Are we to suppose to put our trust in someone that lied directly to the American people and led us to a catastrophic war?https://youtu.be/uTDO-kuOGTQ 

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      1. Al Sullivan‏ @asullivan00 Sep 16
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        http://asullivanjournal.blogspot.com/2018/09/journalists-as-dementors.html …

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      1. Hugo‏ @donhugobautista Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        This is the most ridicuolous and obnoxious "news" i have read from TNY... glad I do not hold a suscription from it. Not funny, not informative at all, just gossoping.

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      1. Dandy Truman‏ @DandyTruman Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        More like, Boorish Report.

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      1. Suzanne Lamminen‏ @Conscience4 Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Thanks for my laugh of the day. I always enjoy Borowitz satire. I look forward to more & wish like heck it would become a reality in this instance.

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      1. T TRUMP‏ @TTRUMP6 Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        What's Needed is his report given in a Prime Time 2 Hour Special with him reading his findings and explaining them to "We The People". Americans deserve to know Everything. Case Closed.

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      2. God McLosty‏ @GMclosty Sep 16
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Sorry allies, they dont want to play ball, just moneygrabbers wanting to cut and run!

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      3. God McLosty‏ @GMclosty Sep 16
        Replying to @GMclosty @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        And they are even using a "retired judge" for the Royal Commission, so the recommendations they make are not even legally binding! But the banks are happy to hand over the 2.4 million bribe to stay out of jail, and to keep operating? Banking problem, what banking problem?

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