When people wear black clothing they need black/dark napkins - Otherwise they’ll have white lint all over their pants/skirts/dresses Good God why even write about this, tho??!!!
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They had black napkins at Longhorn last night so I’m gonna go with neither.
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They don't put a sheen of lint on your clothes. That's why I appreciate them.
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ive been waiting to learn the answer
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the hell is wrong with y'all
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Beat me to it. There's also the popular version on the Mike Douglas show, I guess around this time.
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"The ultimate status symbol" ...compared to a lear jet or what?
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Slow news week?
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Why is this even a story?
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Jfc idk man.
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I like them.
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Black napkins attract dog hair in a house full of golden retrievers.
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This is an article in
@NewYorker? Really?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sometimes a black napkin is just that...
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At the very least they won’t leave visible lint on my trousers. A small benefit in an uncaring world.
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Won't show ugly stains. Like them.
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Seriously? We switched to black napkins 12 years ago at a pizzeria because they stain less and they match the black, white, and red dish ware.
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Really really lame question
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