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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Sep 11

    Maybe it’s no accident that we are being asked so ostentatiously to worry about Cynthia Nixon’s bagel: http://nyer.cm/ADWG0h9 pic.twitter.com/RLHrL8hqAs

    4:43 PM - 11 Sep 2018
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      1. Cece (no, i dont love you and im not riding)‏ @sadgalcece Sep 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        thank you for admitting that the only bagel worth anything is a bagel from Montreal

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      1. Donna J Harrigan‏ @donnaliz67 Sep 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Perhaps she just likes what she likes and we should move on to more important things.

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      1. Jeanne Taylor  🌊‏ @jeedew Sep 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        No more celebrities. Please.

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      1. chris wallgren‏ @seawall77 Sep 11
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        Who is making this an issue, and why is the New Yorker dedicated any space to it? I love when the media creates a story and blathers on about it and then questions why “everyone” is so focused on it. Does even 1% of the population even know she ordered this for breakfast?

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      2. ModernDaySasquatch‏ @modernsquatch Sep 11
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        Ugh. Don’t make me clink this link. I don’t want to click this link. Yum. Bagels. But I hated her on SATC! Bagels... damn it, I’m clicking the link.

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      3. ModernDaySasquatch‏ @modernsquatch Sep 11
        Replying to @modernsquatch @NewYorker

        A Fucking Nova w/ Cream Cheese on a CRB! WTF? God damn communism I tell ya! Oh wait, it’s actually delicious? The raisin pairs well w/ the Nova? She’s a pioneer I tell ya.

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      4. ModernDaySasquatch‏ @modernsquatch Sep 11
        Replying to @modernsquatch @NewYorker

        Guys, I just went to Zabar’s. I got the same thing she did, but I added capers and apple slices. I’m the fucking future! #SquatchForNYGovernor2018

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      1. Pumpkin Spice GDeep State‏ @Viror12 Sep 12
        Replying to @NewYorker

        She's definitely new to politics. Don't expect to eat or dance during your campaign without extensive and scathing media coverage. Hopefully she didn't have too much of a melt down over it.

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      1. Catherine Power‏ @CatPower66 Sep 11
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        Ridiculous! CBC radio in Canada actually interviewed someone in NY (who cares whom) about the right way to eat a bagel. Really, this is news? It's a total distraction from the issues and the candidates' platforms. What the hell has your Orange Bafoon done to our world!

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      1. San Diego Pete‏ @pjsarachman Sep 11
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        Yawn

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      1. Melody Ward Leslie‏ @MelodyLeslie Sep 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Is this like when Trump got Sarah Palin to eat a slice of New York pizza with a fork and knife?

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      1. The Blackest Heart‏ @TheReddestRose Sep 11
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        JFC. THIS is what we're discussing today? Y'all do realize the planet is mired in natural disasters & the White House is infected with a particularly virulent form of cockroach that refuses to be eradicated by standard means... But yes, let's discuss BAGELS. Fuck.

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