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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Aug 28

    .@BorowitzReport: Trump Says He Heroically Avoided Capture in Vietnam by Staying in U.S. http://nyer.cm/bNUQcp2 pic.twitter.com/PCfGhRtwzq

    2:37 PM - 28 Aug 2018
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      1. Principessa Sandra‏ @bobswife64 Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Real 🇺🇸 Hero doesn't hide behind Bone Spurs & get 5 deferments while others literally fight their battles for them. Lying Traitor Ts jealousy of men like true Patriot #JohnMcCain will be his undoing. Real T doesn't ❤️ or serve 🇺🇸 only himself & can't put others 1st.

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      1. Michael J. Butler‏ @MichaelJButler1 Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        “I like intramural bowlers that weren’t captured”pic.twitter.com/VpUmvUIy3N

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      1. Jimmy Dee‏ @Fumingcustomer Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @ArseGrammatica @BorowitzReport

        I can’t tell what’s satire any more.

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      1. Cubs Fan‏ @chgfanclub Sep 6
        Replying to @NewYorker @lindaaileen1 @BorowitzReport

        I’m old enough to remember reading Borowitz and never saying ‘is that true’ prior to laughing.

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      1. Michele Bird‏ @mmbird59 Aug 29
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Everytime I think this man couldn't get any lower...he never fails to amaze.

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      1. Manny del Rosario‏ @mannydr Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Just when you think he couldn’t possibly go any lower.

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      1. Steven L. Tietz‏ @StevenTietz Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Private "Bone Spurs" only heroism is eating a third hot dog after 9 pm.!!! @POTUS

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      1. Alex Roe‏ @Alex_P_Roe Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Actually it was feared that his bone spurs would have been too lethal and therfore in contravention of the Geneva Convention, or so I read on a site called Brightbart or something like that 😀

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      1. La 🌴rese Prince  🌷 🍒‏ @LaTresePrince Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Unbelievable

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      1. Covfefe‏ @Cat8Creek Aug 28
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        pic.twitter.com/LIpDZp2gZf

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      1. Kris Stephens‏ @KrisSte31706067 Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Thanks dad

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      1. PickSix‏ @gobillsGER Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        There is a high probability he would really say something like that.

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      1. gabriella‏ @gabygermino Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @ebabahan @BorowitzReport

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Rick Crowley‏ @tweetingbrit Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Both advance planning and damage control are essential elements in a political career!

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      1. SinisterSusanna‏ @SinisterSusanna Aug 31
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        What's sad is that I can no longer tell satire from reality with this buffoon. I can actually envision him saying this.

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      1. Graham Walker‏ @grahamey Aug 29
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Really? Couldn't have fed him anyway.

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      1. Eamonn Fitzgerald‏ @eamonn Aug 29
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        @AP US economy grew at 4.2 percent annual rate in second quarter, helped by strong business investment.

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      1. Tiina Ison‏ @tiina_ison Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        At the most fundemental level @realDonaldTrump statement is true 👏 concept "interestingly" extended to BDS Israel

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      1. Kelly Morgan ✌🏼 🇺🇸‏ @KellyMFun Aug 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Please someone find the video.

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