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No. When you bite into it and the bomb goes off between your lip & gum.
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Oh I know alright.. Picture it, Bermondsey...1987....
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Reheating a hard boiled egg after it has been cooked is gross, so the egg is getting revenge
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It's a thing that no sensible person would ever know from first hand experience.
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I love when the egg waits to explode until after you've taken it out of the microwave and opened its container
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