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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Aug 18

    Like its glacial namesake, iceberg lettuce has a lot more going on beneath the surface.http://nyer.cm/izLP8ZB 

    9:07 PM - 18 Aug 2018
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      1. Jon Fort‏ @JonFort1 Aug 18
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I’m sorry but iceberg lettuce is like white balloon bread in the bakery isle. Boring, flavorless and is only good as a vehicle for other condiments.

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      1. Clarity Jones‏ @clarity_jones Aug 18
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Who came up with this? You should drug test in the editorial office.

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      2. David Malamud‏ @dazooboy Aug 18
        Replying to @NewYorker

        This is wrong, you’ve lost a follower. Arugula for life

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      4. David Malamud‏ @dazooboy Aug 19
        Replying to @moshe_klein @NewYorker

        I took a page out of titanic and avoid icebergs at all cost

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      2. Martin Dunphy‏ @martindunphy Aug 19
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Icebergs don't have anything "going on" under "the surface" (presumably, this refers to water). There is just more iceberg there, albeit usually much more than is visible above "the surface". Sigh, New Yorker. Is it social media that has brought you to this pass?

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      3. TorontoMoira‏ @DunphyMoira Aug 19
        Replying to @martindunphy @NewYorker

        You’re missing the point, Martin. I can buy the perfect crunchy sandwich lettuce with pride. LET ME HAVE MY CRUNCHY WATER.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Martin Dunphy‏ @martindunphy Aug 19
        Replying to @DunphyMoira @NewYorker

        Try to be a pedantic boor and look what it gets you...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. james  🅱️omey‏ @SquattersWorld Aug 18
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Hard hitting stuff

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      1. John LaPine‏ @johnlapine Aug 18
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        pic.twitter.com/KbNIlj3woO

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      1. dangerclose3784‏ @dangerclose3784 Aug 18
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        No.

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      1. Clodagh Smith‏ @Clodagh831 Aug 18
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        wedge salad! bacon. blue cheese, ranch dressing!

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      2. Conventionally attractive blonde‏ @AttractivBlond Aug 19
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Lettuce look beneath the surface

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      3. Conventionally attractive blonde‏ @AttractivBlond Aug 19
        Replying to @AttractivBlond @NewYorker

        Come on @NewYorker, that was gold! Sorry, I'm not usually one to brag but I had to kale this out

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      1. Raj Mulchandani‏ @rajee_raju Aug 19
        Replying to @NewYorker

        So as Hitler, I'd Amin, Gaddafi were SUPERIOR PATRIOTS 🙄🙄

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      1. Cal Saves the World ✪‏ @613rockstar Aug 19
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        Of all the stupid things. This proves that the New Yorker is contrarion just for the sake of being contrarian.

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      1. Barf the Ravager‏ @RavagerMog Aug 19
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        Stop with this clickbait idiocy

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