I’m sorry but iceberg lettuce is like white balloon bread in the bakery isle. Boring, flavorless and is only good as a vehicle for other condiments.
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Who came up with this? You should drug test in the editorial office.
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This is wrong, you’ve lost a follower. Arugula for life
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I took a page out of titanic and avoid icebergs at all cost
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Icebergs don't have anything "going on" under "the surface" (presumably, this refers to water). There is just more iceberg there, albeit usually much more than is visible above "the surface". Sigh, New Yorker. Is it social media that has brought you to this pass?
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You’re missing the point, Martin. I can buy the perfect crunchy sandwich lettuce with pride. LET ME HAVE MY CRUNCHY WATER.
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Try to be a pedantic boor and look what it gets you...
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Hard hitting stuff
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wedge salad! bacon. blue cheese, ranch dressing!
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Lettuce look beneath the surface
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@NewYorker, that was gold! Sorry, I'm not usually one to brag but I had to kale this out
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So as Hitler, I'd Amin, Gaddafi were SUPERIOR PATRIOTS

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Of all the stupid things. This proves that the New Yorker is contrarion just for the sake of being contrarian.
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Stop with this clickbait idiocy
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