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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Aug 11

    On his way to sixty, Tom Cruise is literally still kicking (and punching and jumping and hanging). He seems, in ways both inspiring and unsettling, to have figured something out.http://nyer.cm/esWbSqf 

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      1. Legion‏ @LegionSpeaks Aug 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        When you have the money for personal trainers, chefs, secretaries, etc... When you don't have to worry about bills or going bankrupt because you or a family member gets sick, the aging process tends to slow down.

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      2. Tori Griffin‏ @torigriffin Aug 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Tom Cruise is a vampire. I am convinced!!

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      3. Chris Heder‏ @Alternatve_Laws Aug 11
        Replying to @torigriffin @NewYorker

        Blood tranfusions from youth are medically viable ways to restore or even reverse the effects of aging.

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      2. Rubin Safaya‏ @rubinsafaya Aug 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Cosmetic surgery and a 24/7 personal trainer is a wonderful thing. Oh gee why can't more peasants afford it? - The New Yorker

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      2. HJ‏ @Monoblock00 Aug 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Give props to @Stugotz790 and @LeBatardShow for this.

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      1. Kevin Tinney‏ @kevinetinney Aug 13
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        It's the alien ghosts....

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      1. Jacob Shelton‏ @shelton_jacob Aug 12
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        @RealWilfordB I'll tag him since the article didn't. Big fan!!

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      1. Amy Hutchings‏ @amye33139 Aug 11
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        Ugh he sucks....

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      1. Fina‏ @finaamish Aug 11
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        This is a good film 🎥...

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      1. dan phillips‏ @dannyboy Aug 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Let's see how he's doing when he's 117 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fauja_Singh …pic.twitter.com/B5EHRLohkn

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      1. Mike Stern‏ @sternavitch Aug 12
        Replying to @NewYorker @RealWilfordB

        Well, he did play a vampire once, youknow, just saying.

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      1. القيصر محمد‏ @Vr3B7vewzGgkX8h Aug 12
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        الحياه مش ب عدد السنين🌺

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      1. عین‏ @Pr1ncess17 Aug 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        He looks so old

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      1. Laurie Mickey‏ @kevlaur51 Aug 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I refuse to watch any movie featuring Tom Cruise

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      1. mattyb‏ @MatthewBoyd10 Aug 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @Stugotz790 haha, such important topics on the lebetard show (w stugotz 😀) even the New Yorker got to get in on the action

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      1. Garsongirl‏ @soupbone999 Aug 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        When all you do is promote your brand, it would be easy. Empty but easy. No family, love interest, he seems like a robot with one purpose. Hardship and struggle add character, he seems to have no character other than in his films.

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      1. Democracy Now‏ @Democracynow99 Aug 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Is this article sponsored by Scientology ?

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      1. Patrick Hill‏ @patricktbn Aug 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Someone is going to get hurt

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