NO! Iceberg lettuce is filler with no redeeming taste qualities. It lacks nutritional value of leafy greens such as kale and spinach. Putting iceberg lettuce on anything is a way of saying, "Hey, I'm eating healthy!" when really you're too much of a schmuck to appreciate Romaine
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Yes, drag iceberg lettuce to shame. Eating iceberg lettuce is like eating crunchy air
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Oh, I will drag iceberg lettuce! The best thing
@Publix ever did was provide the option of spinach for subs. Most flavorless food is good for you. Not iceberg. It has no redeeming value. It's the Donald Trump of food - everywhere and completely useless.
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a lettuce wrote this
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I can't imagine anyone in 2018 eating a wedge salad unironically.
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Please remember that it's 95% water, minimal amounts of fiber & nutrients. Kale, spinach, Swiss chard, watercress are much better options.
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It’s called sauerkraut and that is the only reason iceberg lettuce should exist.
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Uh, sauerkraut is made with cabbage.
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Ahh you are correct, I got confused. I rescind my comment. Iceberg has no use and shouldn’t exist.
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This is a lie.
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Red leaf lettuce, rocket, even watercress, but iceberg? No.
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Absolutely zero use or excuse for iceberg lettuce. None. Doesn’t even look good, much less taste good.
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Really? Superior?
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How do you pickle an iceberg?
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Okay
@TheOnion best prank ever!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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And they say white people don't enjoy flavorful food. Pffft.
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This article is just like the words she used in her article, and I quote, "pure American horseshit".
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Is this a Borowitz piece? You’re effing with us, right?!
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Undervalued, I'd say. When fresh, with that chlorophyll-taste we wish all loved.
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