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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Aug 9

    Lenny Dykstra said that he was “addicted to Monster,” the energy drink, and claimed never to have taken a nap. “While you’re sleeping, I’m working,” he said: http://nyer.cm/HICh0eG pic.twitter.com/kJd7dMzQfM

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      1. Sybille C. Denninger‏ @SybilleAbed Aug 9
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        Uhm, ok, but I’ve never taken a nap at work either. Without being addicted to “Monster”. I just don’t want to get my a$$ fired 🤣

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      1. Xevious‏ @Xevious33 Aug 9
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        he should carry around a deliberator everywhere, just in case .

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      1. Highbrow Haze‏ @HighbrowHaze Aug 9
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        I don't take naps either because I'm not 3 years old.

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t Aug 9
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        "To know that someone has a secret is to know half the secret itself." - Francis Bacon

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t Aug 9
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        Hmm. Sounds like he was addicted to something starting with the letter M. (awkward pause) Guess it.

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      1. Jeremy Daniel‏ @JDSJeremyDaniel Aug 9
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        Dykstra and Dalton lives are certainly intriguing

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      1. Anthony LoBello‏ @alobello17 Aug 9
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        Where do you see yourself in 20 years @RichieD18

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      1. Real&Relative‏ @niravrph Aug 9
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        “He professes no longer to like baseball...”. Poor English.

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      1. Warner Lewis‏ @Warnerlewis7 Aug 9
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        Wow

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      1. Kenny Powers‏ @sawxfan23 Aug 9
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        Did he mention that when he was in prison, he had his teeth knocked out so he could give a better blow job? True story, just ask @artiequitter .

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      1. Colt‏ @formerteixeira Aug 9
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        @defCON1__ @xTomatoez

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      2. CJ Brexel‏ @cjbrexel Aug 9
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        @jcreek74 @sa_wick

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      3. Jesse Creek‏ @jcreek74 Aug 9
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        God bless. Thoughts and prayers Lenny!

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      1. Whichever99‏ @whichever99 Aug 9
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        Working or committing crimes?

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      1. Elbert Stone‏ @ElbertStone5 Aug 9
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        You cannot outrun rust.

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