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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Aug 8

    .@hels thinks it’s time to admit that iceberg is a superior lettuce.http://nyer.cm/1vyiIk5 

    12:22 PM - 8 Aug 2018
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    42 replies 41 retweets 194 likes
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      2. Mystisith‏ @Mystisith Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        Nope. Never. Tasteless crunchy water.

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      1. ROCKTHEELEPHANT‏ @Bhalins Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        An ex girlfriend referred to iceberg lettuce as “the polyester of lettuces.” Spot on.

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      1. Butterfingers‏ @RNDMACTOFKNDNSS Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        Iceberg lettuce has zero nutritional value, is like eating newspaper with ranch dressingpic.twitter.com/Fe1FOHjA0I

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      1. Brenneman‏ @fightthefluff Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        With no nutritional value.

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      1. Lee-Anne Goodman‏Verified account @leeanne25 Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        Iceberg wedge = best salad ever

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      1. A‏ @MonOno Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        pic.twitter.com/DIQOIEuwZh

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      1. Maryann Rose‏ @rosewriter62 Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        Never #romaine #butter

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      2. Tiffany Olgun‏ @OlgunTiffany Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker

        But is fatal to guinea pigs !!!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Marlena Mansour‏ @MarlenaMansour2 Aug 8
        Replying to @OlgunTiffany @NewYorker

        And bunnies! 🐇

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      4. Tiffany Olgun‏ @OlgunTiffany Aug 8
        Replying to @MarlenaMansour2 @NewYorker

        True !!!

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      1. SFK‏ @susanfoertsch Aug 9
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        I risked shunning by my pc peers, but for certain recipes I never stopped using iceberg, I didn’t need to have an authorities’s approval

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      1. Baby Trade‏ @Eddyljr_ Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        Keep saying it.. Just keep saying it. Keep saying it out loud, and maybe you’ll convince hope.. cause, you won’t be convincing anybody else

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      1. Grin‏ @ggrin13 Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        I had a professor go on a rant how it's a waste of water because there's no taste or nutrition lol

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      1. BobMcK 🍁‏ @BobMcKercher Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        Iceberg can be cut into chunks and the interior is less likely to have soil/handling contaminants

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      1. M.J. Majoros, Jr.‏ @majorosjr Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        Adding to all of your well-deserved accolades, iceberg has the benefit of being includable as chunks in a salad, thus making it easy to stab with a fork. My favorite dressing is apple vinegar, olive oil, salt & pepper and a dash of sugar.

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      1. nigel  🇺🇸 🇳🇬 🇪🇸 S ⬆️2C‏ @PianoDeUtah Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        Those that don’t like some bitterness in their salad are undeserving of salad. Iceberg isn’t even green. It’s pale green; tired chlorophyll. Dammit @hels

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      1. boringfileclerk‏ @boringfileclerk Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        Is Iceberg a superior lettuce?

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      2. Kathleen Warnock‏ @kwarnockny Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker @hels

        It's solid green water.

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