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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Aug 8

    Silicon Valley is investing billions into research on living forever. And young blood is just one of the methods: http://nyer.cm/jB9m2qt pic.twitter.com/HUUektx1og

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      2. Atom‏ @punk_atom Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker

        In 30 years time we will have Elysium. The rich will own the technology to live forever and cure themselves of any disease. The poor will be kept in check by AI/machines doing the dirty work of the rich.

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      2. Kenneth J. Stanley‏ @DrKJStanley Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Since Flint has clean water and Puerto Rico is restored and veterans have good health care and educational opportunities, this is a good investment.

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      1. John B.‏ @Rigel9000 Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker

        "Young Blood" is nothing new as evil queens used to bathe in the blood of, well, you know, the very young. To become immortal. I've actually seen it in movies.

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      1. Lee Eriksson‏ @LeeEriksson Aug 8
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        With out death progress will stop. imagine if the people who thought slavery was a great idea was still around today. Or Joseph Stalin. Or Mao. It all seems like a very bad idea.

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      1. Anton Ivanov‏ @batailleordie Aug 8
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        I’m investing hundreds of dollars in creating an indestructible AI to own techies online forever

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      1. M Pohl‏ @Maelvampyre Aug 8
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        Dammit, I knew I should have never released that blood boy from my basement! 😬🙄🤪

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      1. TheJohn‏ @ProgressiveLuv Aug 8
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        pic.twitter.com/V5I0lRsy57

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      2. Marshmallow Coyote‏ @marshmelocoyote Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker

        What am I looking at?

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      3. J‏ @JaneeAndTheCity Aug 8
        Replying to @marshmelocoyote

        It looks like an eye ball. I came to see if anyone mentioned it.

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      1. Rosandro O Azevedo ‏ @roaskywalker Aug 8
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      1. TechTipser Blog‏ @techtipser Aug 8
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        its not possible. waste of time and money!!!

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      1. Croma‏ @SomaCroma Aug 8
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        Trying to talk my bank into a one billion years mortage term and they won't listen.

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      1. Michael Baker‏ @Mikeypb66 Aug 8
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        Billions? Death is a process of life, let it go...

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      1. Accelerationista‏ @Accelerationis1 Aug 8
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        If people start living forever, where will we put them all? Feed them all? We aren't feeding them all now, despite the fact that there IS enough food. It's GOOD that every now and then oligarchs and dictators die off. Give someone else a chance.

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      1. Kayla Hamilton‏ @KHamiltonRD Aug 8
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        While poor people continue to die premature deaths for lack of access to basic needs ... yep this world is FCKed

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      1. TedCruzSucks  🇺🇸 🌿 🌊 🌎 🏒‏ @GaryDuffy3 Aug 8
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        I've seen multiple twilight zone episodes about eternal life and none of them ended well.

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      2. KT Jackson‏ @KTjax6 Aug 8
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Why would anyone want to live forever? Can’t get your fill of innate human flaws in one normal lifetime?

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      3. KT Jackson‏ @KTjax6 Aug 8
        Replying to @KTjax6 @NewYorker

        The planet has too many people for its limited resources the way it is. I don’t get it.

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