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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Aug 1

    .@BorowitzReport: Millions of Americans Denied Groceries After Failing to Provide I.D. http://nyer.cm/8cJY2r2 pic.twitter.com/NqHaq5PRxW

    9:14 AM - 1 Aug 2018
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    • queenvicq andykyn 🗽🌈 Michelle Stie Ege Öndeş @theRealDWicks 🏳️‍🌈🍀 DebbieVotesDem Resist! Just human ttassos
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      1. Marie Cassagnol‏ @MarieCassagnol Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Not good for business, it is up to the businesses to accept that abuse, if all of them say no, everything should be good. Bisedes, why American public profile let their people getting abused by this man like? He is crazy & no one has the courage to admit. #Enough is enough.

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      1. andrea Kline‏ @andreathekline Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I am hoping the cops don’t get me- just about to leave Safeway and I did not use an ID when I paid!

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      1. widtap‏ @widtap Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        If groceries stores didn't require IDs, millions of illegal allies would buy out all of the fruits and vegetables they pick, leaving the store shelves bare and your children with no broccoli to refuse.

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      1. mexmax‏ @mexmax Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Ha, ha, only in Trump's cosmos.

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      1. Mark Mendlovitz‏ @MendlovitzMark Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Yes, you DO need an ID to write a check at the grocery store. You didn't know that??? 😂😂😂

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      1. Keeferton‏ @Keeferton Aug 1
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        https://giphy.com/gifs/the-big-lebowski-id-ralphs-N4IjdrTFWBRPW …

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      1. Old Scratch‏ @gsulli Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Perhaps Borowitz is "not the news," as he says. Let's hope it is not a prediction.

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      1. Fatima Curzio‏ @FatimaCurzio Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Ahahah😂😂😂

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      1. Dan Hampson‏ @BDSEL Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        God bless you, Mr. Borowitz.

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      1.  🍳Craigs &  🥓‏ @CraigHarsha Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        This just opened the door for @shipt to become a powerhouse in the US. Go get em guys

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      1. Heather Daveno‏ @HeatherDaveno Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Voted Best Satire of the Day (thus far). For those who don't get it, here's the source:http://time.com/5354690/trump-rally-groceries/ …

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      2. philptaylor‏ @philiptaylor51 Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        this has just got to be politically motivated fake news

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      3. Heather Daveno‏ @HeatherDaveno Aug 1
        Replying to @philiptaylor51 @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Satire. But #45 thinks its true...

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      1. sirWatson‏ @CharlieVC90210 Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Do you guys know how many trump voters read this and think it's real? 🤦‍♂️😆 LOTS!!

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      1. YouWokeNow‏ @YouWokeNow Aug 1
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Wow.

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