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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Jul 31

    Help us pick a winner by voting on the funniest and the not-as-funny submissions to our caption contest: http://nyer.cm/zIRCUdH pic.twitter.com/tVOJgu5cHt

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      1. Bryce Youngman‏ @bryceyoungman1 Jul 31
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        I’m gonna make baseball great again

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      1. J. Smith‏ @AlgonquinDude Jul 31
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        “Me bring Savoy Special. Me break Wonder Boy.”

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      1. Richard Blevins‏ @ChemistRWB Jul 31
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        I swore not to shave or change clothes until we win the World Series.

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      1. Ian‏ @Flynah Jul 31
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        “I actually don’t mind the glacial pace of the game.”

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      1. Jerry Slaff‏ @jslaff Jul 31
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        "Pine tar shmine tar. You still can't hit the curve ball."

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      1. Gregg Bloomfield‏ @Greggbloomfield Jul 31
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      1. Dr John‏ @HonestDrJohn Jul 31
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        "But if I don't have a wicket to defend, it's just not civilised."

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      1. rrlse‏ @priusport Jul 31
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        "You aren't Shoeless Joe Jackson, are you?"

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      1. Peggy Clarke‏ @clarke_peggy Jul 31
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        What are tools of ignorance?

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      1. rrlse‏ @priusport Jul 31
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      1. rrlse‏ @priusport Jul 31
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      1. GBD‏ @GDeck16 Jul 31
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      1. MillG‏ @grainreader Jul 31
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        "No pine tar needed on this baby!" #Caption

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      1. Elbert Stone‏ @ElbertStone5 Jul 31
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      1. Wayne @CAU-Pegasus‏ @w_mccan Jul 31
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