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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Jul 30

    Our early ancestors stalked terrifying, eight-foot-tall sloths: http://nyer.cm/i6yZxnj pic.twitter.com/4V4PCamVMk

    7:12 PM - 30 Jul 2018
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      2. Pumpkin Sloth  🎃‏ @CaseyExplosion Jul 30
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Soon, soon we'll be the ones doing the stalking!

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      3. Pumpkin Sloth  🎃‏ @CaseyExplosion Jul 30
        Replying to @CaseyExplosion @NewYorker

        You think sloths are lazy? We're just saving our energy for the right time to strike.

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      1. The Monkey Wrench Army‏ @MonkeyWrnchArmy Jul 30
        Replying to @NewYorker

        And drove them to extinction!!! Just like the Great Auk, the Mastadon, and virtually every other species, including ourselves . Welcome to the next mass extinction! #anthropocene

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      1. ʎqsoɹƆ ˙ſ uᴉʌǝʞ‏ @SkewsMe Jul 30
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        There's a Big Foot joke in there somewhere.

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      1. A Man in Grey‏ @amaningrey Jul 30
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        Weapons were limited to empty, half-gourd containers full of water.

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      1. ماریہ‏ @MariyahsDissent Jul 30
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Ahh ThOsE wErE tHe GoOd oLd DaYs @PetiteNugget

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      1. John L, the /s is scary‏ @loftontech Jul 30
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        I'm just gonna @senatorshoshana

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      1. Andy‏ @FrancisTheSailr Jul 30
        Replying to @NewYorker

        We may never know what sloth hunts actually looked like, but I can guarantee you they didn't look like that.

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      1. Hk B‏ @hkbrownweth14 Jul 31
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        Grizzlies on stilts?

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      1. Daggio‏ @Daggio5 Jul 30
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        I bet it thought it was so cool in a slow-mo battle with the small ape men

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      1. Boo 👻Gar Sugar‏ @Boogar_Sugar Jul 30
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        the stalking posturepic.twitter.com/ui5X6J08d1

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      1. Barneybentwhistle‏ @Barneybentwhist Jul 30
        Replying to @NewYorker

        DemoRat Sloths

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      1. Herbert Asq Hylton‏ @h_asq Jul 30
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Why would our ancestors stalk giant sloths, for food? Sure there must have been easier food sources. Are you saying humans has always been vile?

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      1. David‏ @daddy_dew Jul 30
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Fortunately, they had no trouble catching up to them and outmaneuvering them. That's why they are extinct, and I am not terrified of them.

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      1. Tracy‏ @tracymohr Jul 30
        Replying to @NewYorker

        That accompanying “art” is just sad.

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      1. John Brusve‏ @johnillinib Jul 30
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        You guys are still chasing imaginary monsters....

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      1. Peak_Oil‏ @PatMadong Jul 30
        Replying to @NewYorker

        How is this a surprise to anyone?

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      1. Jungle runner‏ @Gerasim06091877 Jul 30
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        Good for them. More meat to Go around.

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      1. TweetResponsibly‏ @timfomaniak Jul 30
        Replying to @NewYorker

        This is weird b/c I'm pretty sure if you ask any woman if they have ever been stalked by an 8' sloth, the answer would be yes!

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