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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Jul 20

    Male fruit flies seek sexual release wherever they can find it. When they can’t, they drink alcohol: http://nyer.cm/boA17AV pic.twitter.com/lgBGJzIVke

    10:03 PM - 20 Jul 2018
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    • pauliegraph Oso Pechofrio PK Stefanopoulos, MD Jodi Combs Kalla Relly (∞,n)-Soham Chowdhury, n ≥ 2 Ashtyn Chris White Ricardo Harvin
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      1. The Boss‏ @RobertWCross Jul 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        We knew this already with Jeff Goldblum.

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      1. Jeremy Stamper‏ @jeremymstamper Jul 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Looking like that, how do they find anyone willing to mate with them? 🤮

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      1. D Sand‏ @sdbolted Jul 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Said every married guy ever. 🍑

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      1. Ricardo Harvin‏ @RicardoHarvin Jul 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Apparently, I spent most of my life much like a male fruit fly

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      1. Dawnaria‏ @dawnoria Jul 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        So that’s my problem... I date fruit flies.

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      1. (∞,n)-Soham Chowdhury, n ≥ 2‏ @mrkgrnao Jul 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        is this a site-wide callout post?

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      2. Al‏ @AllFisie Jul 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Now if the fruit fly gets into a random fist fight then drunk texts all his old girlfriends in the Uber he can't pay for...we are all related.

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      1. Matthew A‏ @mea1701a Jul 21
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        So much for superiority in evolution! Man has same inclinations as a male fruit fly! Cheers, my winged friend! #harshsarcasm

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      1. Dan Singer‏ @dsingerdesign Jul 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Is that bad?

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      1. Ray Mehlbaum‏ @RayMehlbaum Jul 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        ...Sounds about right

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      2. Kat ♛‏ @Mina_Espiritu Jul 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @zenziggy35 wtf 🤣

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      3. zenziggy37‏ @zenziggy35 Jul 21
        Replying to @Mina_Espiritu @NewYorker

        Lol ummm..thanks for this info Kat 🤪😂

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      1. Daniel Sturniolo‏ @daniel_dansturn Jul 21
        Replying to @NewYorker

        He might want to consider a 12-Step Program.

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      1. Michael Kerr‏ @MFKerr Jul 21
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        Hmm. Not the other way around?

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      1. jody‏ @jbgene Jul 20
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        Bruh! I feel you.

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      1. Antonio Balderas 🇲🇽 🇪🇸 🇮🇱 🇹🇷‏ @abalderas777 Jul 21
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        I swear that fruitfly is looking right at me with its big round eyes.

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      1. Rachael K‏ @rjkwerty Jul 21
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        My ex is a fruit fly 😂

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      1. Duchampia‏ @Duchampia Jul 21
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        Not too many people like to study bugs. I do. In fact I was just reading about the structure of butterfly wings. The “butterfly effect” is also interesting. Didn’t know about male fruit flies. Thanks. 🙏🏼✔️💯pic.twitter.com/fu2GP6iyaL

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