You meant to write "to capture D-list celebrities in contrived photo ops they arranged themselves to fulfill product endorsement contracts", right? No one here looks happy; just resigned to having tacky crap to sell to folks who can't afford it. 
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That girl looks like she’s the victim of human trafficking and he just burned her passport
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They look depressed
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