Queen Elizabeth: I’m not meeting with that wanker! Aides: But ma’am he’s the president of the United States. Queen Elizabeth: I’m 93 years old and I don’t have much time left and it most certainly won’t be wasted on him. Aides: But... Queen: 93...
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And my bone spurs are very troublesome



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Taking “hate someone to the bone” literally
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Can't she be more courageous and impolite, and simply say no? She is the Queen. She doesn't require ironic cover, does she?
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This is satire; the Borowitz Report is the New Yorker’s version of The Onion.
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Oh my God, duped again. Now I wish it were true!
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Anything qualifies as valid excuse not to meet Donald Trump.
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Haha!!!!
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oh i get it
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if i click, does he explain the joke in excruciating detail?
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I hope she's ok.
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oh, it's humor!! grafs 2 and 3 (71 out of 139 words) are spent saying "haha this is a joke!"
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Oh my god it’s at least his second piece about bone spurs THIS YEAR ALONE.https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/military-refuses-to-participate-in-trumps-parade-citing-bone-spurs …
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correction: his third
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Queen Elizabeth can’t meet aka “bone spurs” tRump (oh the irony), because of bone spurs!!!





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That's perfect
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And that’s true.
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nailed him!!!!!!!
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