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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Jul 4

    “Cat Person,” a short story by Kristen Roupenian: “By her third beer, she was thinking about what it would be like to have sex with Robert.” http://nyer.cm/JL8BMmN pic.twitter.com/zaF1yvurBI

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      2. Daniel Dale‏Verified account @ddale8 Jul 4
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Seriously why are you tweeting this again I thought someone had obtained a restraining order against you tweeting this any more

        7 replies 10 retweets 197 likes
      3. Gremliny Nussboo‏Verified account @emilynussbaum Jul 4
        Replying to @ddale8 @NewYorker

        The tweeting will continue until morale improves.

        1 reply 6 retweets 36 likes
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      1. Bill Nemacheck‏ @BillNemacheck Jul 4
        Replying to @NewYorker

        pic.twitter.com/0cnftoJwba

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      1. Lauren Hough‏ @laurenthehough Jul 4
        Replying to @NewYorker

        No one asked to see that picture again. We talked about this, guys.

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      2. Tyler Conner‏ @realTylerConner Jul 4
        Replying to @hottakesdotgov @NewYorker

        But I bet you keep 3 beers handy at all times..

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. scary irl‏ @OblivionVivian Jul 4
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I read this like a decade ago why are you boosting this again

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      2. 𝔧𝔞𝔦 🕸𝔤𝔞𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔩 ⚰𝔱𝔬𝔪𝔟‏ @JaiBroome Jul 4
        Replying to @NewYorker

        why are you still putting this image in my timeline

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Chelsea Jimenez‏ @Ex_Chelsea_or Jul 4
        Replying to @JaiBroome @NewYorker

        Now YOU'RE putting this image in MY timeline

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Lawrence Campbell‏ @Lawrence_Wpg Jul 4
        Replying to @NewYorker

        IS THERE A WAY TO FUCKING MUTE A SPECIFIC PICTURE ON TWITTER? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. Kim Murphy‏ @kimmurphy100 Jul 4
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        OMG, why is this back?

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      2. Shripriya Mahesh‏ @Shripriya Jul 4
        Replying to @NewYorker

        This is the worst picture in the history of pictures. If you want to re-share this story, please, for the love of god, change the picture. I was so grateful to not see it for months.

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      1. "Jeff"‏ @jeffdevries Jul 4
        Replying to @NewYorker

        #cursedimages

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      1. CLPOTTS‏ @carleekat Jul 4
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Ugh. Again? This was horrid the first time round.

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      1. mister police  ⛄️‏ @uwebolI Jul 4
        Replying to @NewYorker

        jeesuz, let it go

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      1. Robert‏ @hottakesdotgov Jul 4
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      1. Jay Paganini‏ @paganini_j Jul 4
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Somehow I find that picture a tad creepy...

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