Wait. I got it wrong. @chesaboudin says you call 911 to order an omelet and the CHEF is a cop. He says “you won’t eat it all” so he’s “not going to give you an omelet.” Yep. That’s it. Makes WAY more sense 

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Dodo egg.
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"... They are the egg men I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob "
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