Every time, every goddamn time that I tell the delivery people, don't touch the ID, they not only touch it but cough on it. Next time, it will be assault rifle on the lawn.
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shall i delete this for you on a remote desktop?
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No, let this be a lesson for people who don't understand middle eastern proficiency in high-grade weaponry. Like I'm going to drink 5 liters of sour yogurt and place land mines around my house.
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