I hope you have bought all the diapers or at the very least installed bidet hoses.pic.twitter.com/DSMHWoJXUo
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Creator of a blunt object known as Intelligence and Spirit https://tinyurl.com/s7e226j (Urbanomic/Sequence).
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I hope you have bought all the diapers or at the very least installed bidet hoses.pic.twitter.com/DSMHWoJXUo
Thankfully, I live in Argentina, therefore all (or at least most) houses have bidets
I posted a simple instruction on how to install a bidet hose / sprayer on a regular toilet. No one listened. And then people accuse philosophers not coming up with practical solutions.
the one practical thing a philosopher has done this century
By the time this is over, it might be heralded as the ultimate solution that could save millions of lives dying from anal yeast infection and other bottom-related diseases.
Such as the neo-rash? @xenogothic
You outdid your self with that!
Hahaha, I cannot take credit for "neo-rash". But yes, wash your bums, everyone, or you might get it.
And don't forget, it's more painful than neo-rat
Neo-rat is engineering one of these contraptions and attaching it to your head. (Lib mat is trying to describe how the resulting experience feels.) The Negarestani trajectory is trying to go from the tortured to the torturer.pic.twitter.com/Cpb8nMwmsw
Neorat Persian scaphist warning for toilet paper-losers:pic.twitter.com/8tVAL8rinE
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