Taking a cold shower is a good idea, jesus the joints are on fire. I always wanted to be a comedian now my wish was fulfilled at the end of time.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @bopvangnon
I was convinced you were inebriated, high quality podcast behavior
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Replying to @polt_ @bopvangnon
To be honest, I had more fever than alcohol in my system. But I think they are both good when you get to full podcast mood.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @polt_
and, talk to Amy. Hope your fever diminished. You know those Turkish mineral waters? You need some of it as well. Or, Pellegrino is kinda ok. You are the best comedian. Yet, even w such inebriety, you were actually making based counter-arguments.
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Replying to @bopvangnon @polt_
Amy was so great so as that Roman guy Rhett. I have some Ayran here which I'm craving for.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @polt_
Ayran, lemme make some. But, Kefir would be better. I am talking about real kefir. As the great Swanson states [western] yoghurt needs either be an ice-cream, or i forgot.
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Replying to @bopvangnon @polt_
I have that too, almost 10 bottles of nomadic sour fermented doogh. I shall not die without doogh.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @polt_
I assume you have also cloned a large swath of Steppes.
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Replying to @bopvangnon @polt_
Not yet. But I have found this massive supermarket in our state which specializes in everything middle eastern and nomadic. I managed to buy three kilos of green almond for the price of 10 bucks. In Iran it's like 1000 bucks.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @polt_
well, for a kg of pistachio in Istanbul, you need to sell a condo in Nişantaşı now.
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I remember when I was in Iran, they were telling me you can find better pistachios in the US. All lies. There is no pistachio here. What they sell as a pistachio is like a nut pooped out by a civet with a liver cancer.
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