great, this tweet alone has wiped out the toothpaste aisle in every supermarket 
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I promise I didn't buy all of that.
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Are you trying to cause a spike in Colgate stocks? Irresponsible
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My cover is blown yet again.
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works great as a pun in spanish as well (dental crown = corona) LOL
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Pango the lord of puns.
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Oh, buddy, I am way, way ahead of you. One of my molars is legit falling apart, big hunks missing, cavity in its neighbor. No virus yet, but the toothache I've got covered.
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I have baby teeth and they always cause problems, we are screwed.
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