سه ساعته دارم تصمیم میگیرم که آیا برم نیمساعت بخوابم یا نه.
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Replying to @Trashwomann
This is exactly like K. We have one of those inflated big plastic mallets hidden under the bed. I hit her head with the mallet and she instantly falls asleep.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @Trashwomann
But I believe at this time
@lesoiseauxduml should implement something like this:https://youtu.be/hqYHb41OlSE?t=86 …2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
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Replying to @lesoiseauxduml @Trashwomann
It's the epitome of Sadean humor. I remember when K came to Iran. First of all the power went out. It's the first night in Iran and my sister talking about cooking foreigners after K asks when can I taste a Persian stew. She now is an expert in Persian twisted jokes.
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A few months ago, we went to New Mexico. I haven't seen any actual buffalo. Finally, I point out to this bull which kind of looks like a buffalo. I say, 'this is a buffalo.' She says, 'no fucktard, that's just a big piece of steak.' That how I knew she was initiated.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @lesoiseauxduml
i think she had it all from the start and just didn't want to intimidate you and wanted to give you a chance to impress her. that's how we are, even the cruelest of us.
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'Never marry' this message is for @lesoiseauxduml
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @Trashwomann
I take that to my heart and soul.
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