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Reza Negarestani

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Creator of a blunt object known as Intelligence and Spirit https://tinyurl.com/s7e226j  (Urbanomic/Sequence).

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    1. @simon_sellars‏ @simon_sellars Mar 7
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      It’s insane!

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    2. Rhett  🐙 💀 🐙‏ @great_old_ones_ Mar 8
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      From a euro pov, the toilet paper craze is an incredible anthropological phenomenon

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    3. @simon_sellars‏ @simon_sellars Mar 8
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      What do you mean by Euro POV?

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    4. Rhett  🐙 💀 🐙‏ @great_old_ones_ Mar 8
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      As someone who is currently in a European red zone. We had all sorts of panicked reactions but toilet paper was not one of the chosen targets

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    5. @simon_sellars‏ @simon_sellars Mar 8
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      Yeah, same here in Oz! I'm sure there is a Freudian analysis to be had, here...

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    6. Rhett  🐙 💀 🐙‏ @great_old_ones_ Mar 8
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      An intriguing regression for sure

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    7. Reza Negarestani‏ @NegarestaniReza Mar 8
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      Instead of getting concerned about toilet paper and spending a load of money on it. Install a bidet hose from the toilet's water supply, it costs 150 bucks and you won't need to use sand paper when the situation gets more shitty. Back to the proper Asian hygiene.

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    8. Rhett  🐙 💀 🐙‏ @great_old_ones_ Mar 8
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      You know that that was my theory all along, but we shouldn't give away these alien technologies this easily to anglos

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    9. Reza Negarestani‏ @NegarestaniReza Mar 8
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      Yes, let them fester from the bottom.

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    10. kgwofd 🌋ea 🌋n‏ @readthiswtf Mar 8
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      There's a scene in Crocodile Dundee about this if I remember correctly

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      Reza Negarestani‏ @NegarestaniReza Mar 8
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      Replying to @readthiswtf @great_old_ones_ and

      "Bidet mate."

      8:22 AM - 8 Mar 2020
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        1. Reza Negarestani‏ @NegarestaniReza Mar 8
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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYIe9o2jMSE …

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