i'm a substitute teacher so if they shut down the schools i'm just out of a job, obv don't get a salary or sick leave
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showing up to my parents' house with a suitcase and a cat carrier vomiting uncontrollably
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Rome is a goner (sorry
@great_old_ones_ ), Persia is taking its last breaths. The Quran prophecy is now fulfilled thank to Pango.1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes -
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What does the prophecy have to say about our poor Seattle
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Replying to @EBBerger @NegarestaniReza and
toilet paper shortage, surely
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Let me ask you, from quarantined to soon-to-be quarantined: why toilet paper? what is this weird anglo obsession?
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Replying to @great_old_ones_ @ithke79 and
free trade, powdered wigs, individualism and toilet paper... there's something linking these anglo socio-cultural exports but I'm not quite seeing it yet
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Mmmmm
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Replying to @great_old_ones_ @EBBerger and
Ed there is no point to talk to a Milanese necrophysicist, not because they are essentially bad but because they are already kaputt.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @great_old_ones_ and
hey what is twitter for if not shooting the shit with your theorycel buddies at the end of the world
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That Rhett guy is worse than a theorycel, he is like this sweet cuddly Italian peircian who is knee-deep into abduction. ok sorry that was inappropriate 
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