can't wait to get coronavirus just from going to work
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Replying to @EBBerger @GoodBoyMachine
i'm a substitute teacher so if they shut down the schools i'm just out of a job, obv don't get a salary or sick leave
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showing up to my parents' house with a suitcase and a cat carrier vomiting uncontrollably
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Rome is a goner (sorry
@great_old_ones_ ), Persia is taking its last breaths. The Quran prophecy is now fulfilled thank to Pango.1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes -
Replying to @NegarestaniReza @smallscaredbird and
What does the prophecy have to say about our poor Seattle
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Replying to @EBBerger @NegarestaniReza and
toilet paper shortage, surely
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Let me ask you, from quarantined to soon-to-be quarantined: why toilet paper? what is this weird anglo obsession?
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Replying to @GoodBoyMachine @ithke79 and
The price to pay after a bidet-free existence
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For once you said something noteworthy.
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