I want to masturbate, read artaud, paint, and dance at the same time.
(but I tweet instead
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Replying to @Trashwomann
Very very inappropriate in these times of calamity.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza
I don't get face to face with anyone anymore thanks to quarantine, so I'm trying to be as inappropriate as a can
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Replying to @Trashwomann
The only safe place in Iran for being inappropriate is a mosque's lavatory.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza
I always take a marker pen with me when I go there.
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Replying to @Trashwomann
You should get this instead, black UV light:https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/turn-your-iphone-semen-detecting-black-5801658 …
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @Trashwomann
I would be scared to use this in my room. Better off not knowing
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A good story, a friend of mine tried to buy a home in CA. The house was a former brothel but occupied by many people since it was auctioned. They took UV lights, turned off the lights and it was all disco on all the walls.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @Honk_City
nice, i will stole it, spice it up and make good short story out of it.
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spicing it up: moving the story to one of the chambers of a islamic seminary.
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