ha ha I totally get it, I always put tissues under my armpit when I go somewhere.
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Replying to @Trashwomann
Yes, I'm resorting to such tricks too. It's like a walking bucket of water.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @Trashwomann
Best to take a handful of zoloft before leaving the house.
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Can't take that because of my blood pressure. We Iranians are totally fucked up med junkies. I love it.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @Trashwomann
Funny story, I used to have flight panic. my sister prescribed me a pill to take and fall asleep during the flight to the US. I checked it and it was roofie. I thought oh shit now the border police thinks that I'm an Iranian rapist. I didn't take it and suffered the worst flight.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza
oh it seems you're badly traumatized by your encounters with border police.
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Replying to @Trashwomann
My druj, just imagine you are immigrating as an Iranian. The flight is almost 30 hours. You reach the destination and the border control finds a roofie in your pocket. As if being Iranian was not already bad enough.
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But thankfully, they were nice, they just made a joke after they saw my shirt: were you swimming on the plane?
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza
ha ha, there is a passage in Pale King about a boy who sweats excessively, I almost cried to that.
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