So sad that I am currently a childless spinster who can't poast cats/sneks/tarantulas in this thread 
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Replying to @NyxLandUnlife @CNoumena
Just get a CGI cat outfit, if Taylor Swift did it then why not you?
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Replying to @NyxLandUnlife @NegarestaniReza
So not in the cringe way as ann_acc?
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Replying to @NyxLandUnlife @CNoumena
Make sure you post selfies with some golden catnip shaker.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife
Reza be an absolute Chad and finish the lizard story
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Replying to @CNoumena @NyxLandUnlife
No the story didn't end up with the lizard, it started with a civet roaming around in the roof and pissing every 10 mins into the ceiling.
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Do you know what a civet's piss smells like. It smells like popcorn. It is fine at the beginning, you might tell yourself. But have you actually worked in a popcorn factory day in and day out?
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife
Wait Reza this only brings up more questions??? Have you worked at a popcorn factory?
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I did my engineering internship in a goddamn Iranian popcorn factory. Just think that Iranians are making popcorns.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife
If you do another theory fiction book, your main character should work in a popcorn factory. “Popcorn is the true sentient excrement of the Middle East”
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Replying to @CNoumena @NyxLandUnlife
I worked at a cable factory and it was all fine even though there were poisonous fumes. But when I went to the popcorn factory, we were all handed masks. That was alarming.
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