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Reza Negarestani

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Creator of a blunt object known as Intelligence and Spirit https://tinyurl.com/s7e226j  (Urbanomic/Sequence).

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    1. 𝕹𝖞𝖝 濡女‏ @NyxLandUnlife Feb 17
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      So sad that I am currently a childless spinster who can't poast cats/sneks/tarantulas in this thread 😭

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    2. Reza Negarestani‏ @NegarestaniReza Feb 17
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      Just get a CGI cat outfit, if Taylor Swift did it then why not you?

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    3. 𝕹𝖞𝖝 濡女‏ @NyxLandUnlife Feb 17
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      Replying to @NegarestaniReza @CNoumena

      Unironically want cat ears, ngl

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    4. cute_noumena‏ @CNoumena Feb 17
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      Replying to @NyxLandUnlife @NegarestaniReza

      So not in the cringe way as ann_acc? 😂

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    5. 𝕹𝖞𝖝 濡女‏ @NyxLandUnlife Feb 17
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      Replying to @CNoumena @NegarestaniReza

      Of course not lol

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    6. Reza Negarestani‏ @NegarestaniReza Feb 17
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      Replying to @NyxLandUnlife @CNoumena

      Make sure you post selfies with some golden catnip shaker.

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    7. cute_noumena‏ @CNoumena Feb 17
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      Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife

      Reza be an absolute Chad and finish the lizard story

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    8. Reza Negarestani‏ @NegarestaniReza Feb 17
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      Replying to @CNoumena @NyxLandUnlife

      No the story didn't end up with the lizard, it started with a civet roaming around in the roof and pissing every 10 mins into the ceiling.

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    9. Reza Negarestani‏ @NegarestaniReza Feb 17
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      Replying to @NegarestaniReza @CNoumena @NyxLandUnlife

      Do you know what a civet's piss smells like. It smells like popcorn. It is fine at the beginning, you might tell yourself. But have you actually worked in a popcorn factory day in and day out?

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    10. cute_noumena‏ @CNoumena Feb 17
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      Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife

      Wait Reza this only brings up more questions??? Have you worked at a popcorn factory?

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      Reza Negarestani‏ @NegarestaniReza Feb 17
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      Replying to @CNoumena @NyxLandUnlife

      I did my engineering internship in a goddamn Iranian popcorn factory. Just think that Iranians are making popcorns.

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        2. cute_noumena‏ @CNoumena Feb 17
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          Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife

          If you do another theory fiction book, your main character should work in a popcorn factory. “Popcorn is the true sentient excrement of the Middle East”

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        3. Reza Negarestani‏ @NegarestaniReza Feb 17
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          I worked at a cable factory and it was all fine even though there were poisonous fumes. But when I went to the popcorn factory, we were all handed masks. That was alarming.

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