This is not a joke btw. Just imagine when you go to a house where you are going to live for many years, then you see a five feet monitor lizard wiggling its obese body into your sewer pipes.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza
I love monitor lizards. They're big scaly dogs.
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Replying to @NyxLandUnlife
You are now sounding like the freak girl next door. Do you pet your fury tarantulas too because they are somehow cute?
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza
Being incredibly basic by posting this but it fits too well in this contextpic.twitter.com/EPuGpMqd8b
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Replying to @NyxLandUnlife
Yes, we are, but you know these qualifications come with certain gradients.
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Replying to @CNoumena @NyxLandUnlife
I don't believe you. Where is the cat pic? Don't steal it from google.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife
This is my beautiful child kilo, behold his glorypic.twitter.com/lpQIF5iksV
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Replying to @CNoumena @NyxLandUnlife
Druj, he is truly something. White paws?
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife
Yes all four, when he walks it looks like he has socks on
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You know that I'm a registered kittynapper, right? every month I have to give the officials my current address.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife
Do you have to tell your neighbors with cats when you move in to a new neighborhood?
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