Why on earth you have such Texas-loving friends?
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Replying to @lesbovampire @NyxLandUnlife and
If you are from Texas and get me a steak, I won't reveal it to you mom. Deal?
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife and
honestly if you want to be my step-dad, go for it. i can give you my mom's number if you want. valentine's day is coming up, after all.
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Replying to @lesbovampire @NyxLandUnlife and
Kidz, we are all going to get canceled if we keep making mom jokes.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife and
let's make wife jokes instead.
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Replying to @lesbovampire @NyxLandUnlife and
Do you really want your wife to look at your twitter spews? The only reason I make mom jokes is because they can't figure out such things.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife and
My wife is in this thread rn
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife and
You're right they're asleep now
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If I am divorced, you are the one who has to pay all legal fees.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife and
i am sure you don't have to worry about that
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