Texas isn't its own country but it should be
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Replying to @NyxLandUnlife @great_old_ones_ and
actually the texas government still exists
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Replying to @NyxLandUnlife @lesbovampire and
Why on earth you have such Texas-loving friends?
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Replying to @lesbovampire @NyxLandUnlife and
If you are from Texas and get me a steak, I won't reveal it to you mom. Deal?
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @NyxLandUnlife and
honestly if you want to be my step-dad, go for it. i can give you my mom's number if you want. valentine's day is coming up, after all.
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Replying to @lesbovampire @NyxLandUnlife and
Kidz, we are all going to get canceled if we keep making mom jokes.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @lesbovampire and
When the mom jokes situation starts slipping out of your hand and you start talking about gardening and not getting canceled
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Replying to @great_old_ones_ @lesbovampire and
you really don't want to hear my latest mom joke.
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For the sake of friendship I can give you a clue but only if you approve it.
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Replying to @NegarestaniReza @lesbovampire and
I approve, it's appropriate
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