I didn't hear that from that scary guy called @lesoiseauxdumal when I talked to him. You want us all to get terminated. I'm not falling for that.
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Hey bearded man
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Don't wake up a giant. It's not a good cosmological recipe.
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Okay, i'll make sure he'll never wake up again.
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Let me put this out there for you for the sake of friendship: He is a mixture of Amir Arsalan, Sardar-e jangli, Thor and Amazonian forest.
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finally, someone who truly gets me.2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
you think it's funny? You should visit my nightmares.
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literally, all the children between age 2-7 who'd met me, had the same reaction. nothing new here.

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Those poor critters. I hope they grow up ok.
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mostly, they ended up philosophizing the end of the world.
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Oof that's really a brutal end for innocent children.
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