Neel Nanda

@NeelNanda

Comedian / Rapper / I have no haters. Comedy Central / Viceland / your basement or garage show

Los Angeles, CA to Atlanta, GA
Joined November 2010

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  1. Yessss! Second Grindr message!

  2. Yessss! I got my first Grindr message!

  3. This is not impressive, I know several women that only had to fuck one dude for a house

  4. As a libtarded person I am deeply offended by the slur "libtard"

  5. Happy Diwali mom

  6. Going to start saying "we'll be right back after these messages" during boring conversations

  7. This girl told me a dude was bad at sex & I was like what were you doing? & she was like "just laying there"... take some responsibility

  8. Just heard someone call a handjob a "tugging wuggie"

  9. If P Diddy is doing a commercial for it, I'm drinking it

  10. "We don't win anymore" - dude who can't win an Emmy

  11. Bout to hop off the plane at LAX with my dream and my card again, again

  12. Wait I just realized I'm defending myself for trying to make people laugh! Yea I don't know about that y'all! Im a comic! Bye Felicia!

  13. "Trick love the kids, hate the women, but love the kids" - Trick Daddy

  14. Going to be in Chicago 11/3-11/6 anyone have or know of a show on 11/3 I can pop on? Also where should I eat?

  15. Black Mirror >>>>>> Westworld

  16. If I don't make 's hottest men in comedy list next year I quit

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