Navin Das

@Navin_Das_

SAG-AFTRA actor, singer, writer, occasional stand-up comedian.

Your grocer's freezer.
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2012.

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  1. 3. velj

    Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game, and a fantastic comeback, under immense pressure. You performed Carry On Wayward Son at the halftime show so very well. Our country is PROUD OF YOU!

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  2. 3. velj

    And once again, I got snubbed for an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Golden Globe, Saturn, SAG, and a Vince Lombardi Trophy. *sigh*

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  3. 2. velj

    Yay! Football! Go football! Defeat the football! We did it! We got the football! Do the football dance! Eat the football!

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  4. 2. velj

    Nobody reads my jokes here anyway.

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  5. 1. sij

    What will happen during the NYE ball drop in Times Square? A) I’m Barbara Walters. This is 2020. B) I’m Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass! C) I’m inevitable! D) This is SPARTA!

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  6. 30. pro 2019.

    If you’re gonna play Gangnam Style on the jukebox, you should at least know the dance.

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  7. 21. pro 2019.

    On this day seven years ago, the film “2012” changed genre from horror to comedy.

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  8. 18. pro 2019.

    Is it officially canon that choccy milk and chicken nuggies exist in the Star Wars universe?

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  9. 14. pro 2019.

    If Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows took place in our universe, Dumbledore would say “Don’t pity the dead, Harry. Pity the SantaCon participants, and above all, never mind the last part. Their “charity” does more harm than good.”

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  10. 13. pro 2019.

    Jason: Ch ch ch... ah ah ah. Me: Cha cha now y’all! *Jason dances* Me: To the left! Take it back now, ya’ll! *I run away*

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  11. 28. stu 2019.

    What does your Thanksgiving turkey have in common with current events? It also didn’t kill itself.

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  12. 4. stu 2019.

    The marketing team for the alleged Hocus Pocus sequel is going all out tonight at this game.

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  13. 29. lis 2019.

    Waited three minutes in line to get served. My half inch thick T-Bone was cooked in five minutes and served to me with an hour old baked potato and garlic bread at Tad’s Steaks. The was right. Why pay $200+ for mediocre when you can get below average at 1/10th the cost?

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  14. 14. lis 2019.

    Please, no Christmas music in the bar until after I’ve eaten at least half my weight in Thanksgiving turkey.

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  15. 6. lis 2019.

    What’s worse than premature retail holiday decorating? Seeing a snowplow in the beginning of fall.

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  16. 20. ruj 2019.

    If Billy Joel took part in the today, he would likely try to find an alien from the film, Mars Attacks!, and make it a backup singer at his show. Billy Joel: Workin’ too hard can give you a heart attack Alien: ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!

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  17. 15. ruj 2019.

    If SNL is okay with me saying “I don’t like peas in my guacamole” on Facebook, maybe I have a shot.

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  18. 13. ruj 2019.

    I don’t care how old I get. Watching popcorn pop in the microwave is still one of the best shows ever.

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  19. 13. ruj 2019.

    Ch ch ch...ah ah ah Ch ch ch ch changes Turn and face the strange

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  20. 6. ruj 2019.

    Remember, folks. This is false fall in NYC. It will get hot again soon. Put the Halloween decorations away.

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