Martin Nau

@Nau4Nau

Natural curly hair, please don’t touch

Brooklyn, NY
Registrerte seg april 2016
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  1. 28. apr.

    I mean come on dudes can’t you just scream into a pillow or something

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    10. aug. 2017

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  3. 25. apr.

    F train conductor just announced that the next stop is “delancey street also known as exes” and I am for it

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  4. 21. apr.

    Genuinely jealous I didn’t think of it first

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  5. 21. apr.

    Just found out my nephew masterminded an April fools “prank” where he left 14 pieces of paper around the house with just the word “toot” on them, the kid is a legend

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  6. 19. apr.

    Everything associated with the NFL is dookie, except for this

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    Wanna play a game?
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  7. 11. apr.

    Anyway, this is enough to get me booked as a guest on right?

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  8. 11. apr.

    Like I expected them to send me a gif of the noid dabbing or something but nope, they’re just “hey man hell yeah we got coupons”

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  9. 11. apr.

    I’m genuinely they missed the joke entirely, this half assed yet earnest response is infinitely better than soulless corporations trying to be clever and go viral

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  10. 11. apr.

    LOL they contacted me and it rules

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  11. 10. apr.

    Hello I am interested in 2 large 2 topping pizzas but I hate coke and love paying $3.01 extra for no discernible reason, do you have any coupons for me?

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    7. apr.

    Yeah I understand why folks prefer a sob story about how their dear old Paw Paw gradually succumbed to Sean Hannity over the years. But their parents aren’t victims here. They chose this. They could’ve started watching “God Friended Me” like my dad did.

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  13. 4. apr.

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    4. apr.

    “It’s a fundamental right that children murdering guns be easily accessible to anyone with rage issues and a couple hundred bucks in case I need to overthrow the US government.”

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    4. apr.

    This is also what NRA people think about their guns vs a cruise missile.

    imagine watching someone literally wipe out half the universe with a snap of their fingers and thinking "I've got to seek vengeance, surely this gun will do the trick"
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  16. Retweetet
    1. apr.

    When someone asks you how your depression has been lately.

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    3. apr.

    ive had a lot of good things happen to me on this website but a man digging up my wedding picture to prove i'm not seven and a half feet tall is by far the best

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  18. 3. apr.

    Everything and everyone associated with UFC is toxic, why don’t these dorks just watch wrestling or something

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  19. Retweetet
    30. mar.

    Why aren't the police doing anything, this woman has already killed 8 people

    Someone needs to take the chalkboard away from this lady...
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    23. mar.

    i love punk rock

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