if bryce harper really wanted to win, he’d have hunter strickland toss for him
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in the year of our lord 2018, the washington nationals were 69-69
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People need to rate the note as unhelpful because it uses a lot of biased language and lies.
this is the only good thing the mets have ever done twitter.com/IABF5/status/1
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imagine getting fired from your job and then dressing up like youre going to work and going to a recreation of your work and pretending like you didnt just get fired
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jesus christ the pics and vids in here
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rip bozo, you will not be missed
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Breaking news: In a shocking announcement on Monday morning, the Fox News Channel announced that primetime host Tucker Carlson is leaving the network. wapo.st/3oyoEwx
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when i spent thousands of dollars on JPEGs of rude cartoon apes and then told everyone who said that was a bad investment that they were going to die poor that was actually because i believed in the loving and supportive community we were building together
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Update for the day after: just before the purge yesterday, 19,469 of the 407k legacy verified accounts I had identified in early April had Twitter Blue. Today that number for those same accounts is 19,497, for a net increase of 28 accounts.
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First career appearance at shortstop for Mookie? No problem.
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it’s so funny that the president isn’t verified anymore
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On December 22, 2022, President Biden signed a bill to block the railroad union from striking.
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SpaceX #Starship, world’s biggest rocket, explodes during test flight
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it’s crazy that i got this account back after allegedly threatening a senator through a joke tweet but my account where i pretend to be ben verlander is gone forever
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glad to hear the brightest minds are on the case
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Matt Walsh is THE leader of this 5th generational civil war from the culture side. I would put no limitation on who might have hacked him, including our own government.
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the hijackers on the second plane during 9/11 after the first plane hit the first twin towers [kobe voice] what’s there to smile about? job not finished, jobs not done
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i think this might be the saddest account on here
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BREAKING: Elon Musk says Hello to his subscribers. There are rumors that he is going to share exclusive memes in there.
Subscribe @elonmusk now. One thing’s for sure, it won’t be boring. 
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absolute brain damage. i cannot think of a worse tweet
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No, you havent looked and you arr believing the narrative... Like safe and effective. Its up above that the situation was sought out the bus line picked and a maneuver over publicized to pull on the heart strings... Like fentanyl floyd but with a decent person
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The Timberwolves had to suspend Gobert for throwing a punch, but accepted that it was a shot to chest with no intent to injure Kyle Anderson and understood that Anderson called Gobert a “bitch” repeatedly on a night Gobert was playing hurt, sources tell ESPN.
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it is disgusting and offensive to suggest that someone is a nazi sympathizer simply because of their extensive collection of nazi memorabilia. anyways please buy my book about how supporting universal health care basically makes you hitler.
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you look exactly like a hitler youth
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When you call me an alt right fascist this is who you’re speaking to twitter.com/dash_eats/stat…
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