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Nathan Macintosh
@Nathanmacintosh
Comedian from HFX now NYC seen on , and
New York, NYgothamcomedyclub.com/comics/nathan-…Joined January 2011

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Kids need to hear swearing so they have an idea of what's coming up in life. You can't 'Jiminy Cricket' your way through property tax being raised to something you can't afford. 'Ah fiddlesticks, I'm homeless!'
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Special/ visuals/ project coming soon
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NEW RELEASE! Excited to announce a new album from one of Canada's top comedians! Money Never Wakes from Nathan Macintosh is now available wherever you find your comedy! lnk.dmsmusic.co/nathanmacintos
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Not trying to be crazy here but what do more than 3700 people do at twitter? What are the jobs? 'I'm head of keeping it 240 characters' 'I make sure the profiles, like, work...' 'I keep the bird blue' 'I... sweep...' 'And I watch him sweep!'
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I like that everyone who does podcasts from guys who slam doors on their head for an hour to professors of psychology are all willing to promote ManScape. 'Hi, I'm an astronaut whose been on the sun. Let me tell you about ManScape. ManScape. Your bag are trash...'
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Ah man this is awful. I love Tim Steeves. So funny on and off stage. Only comedian I would go see every single time he was headlining in town. The last time I saw him we were on The Debaters and man, it was such a great time. Toast to Steve. Sad day for Canadian comedy
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Last night the Canadian comedy family lost @TimSteeves, a relentless writer, a consummate comedian and a fierce friend. There will never be another like him. So much "roasting" in today's comedy. Not nearly enough toasting. Tonight, Tim will be well toasted.
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WHY??!!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!
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Fake Joe Rogan interviews fake Steve Jobs in an AI-powered podcast arstechnica.com/information-te by @benjedwards
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Big dogs shouldn't be forced to wear costumes. They have jobs. They sniff out drugs, they rescue people. Little dogs should be forced to wear costumes. Look at em. Sitting there shaking. Put a hat on
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I'm in Saint john this Fri and Sat. I'm feeling pretty decently mentally/spiritually/physically TODAY, but if it takes me 13 hours to get there? If ArriveCan forces me into a line of lawlessness with people who are ready to eat each other? That will ALL reverse
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I like that the algorithm is like 'If comedians caption bad words or sex or anything we'll throw your video to HELL' and also goes 'yeah we'll promote videos of drunk mothers eating cigarettes VIOLENTLY shrieking about the state of things from their car'
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Honestly shocked there are not piles of abandoned children at the airport. Going through lines, taking your shoes off, dragging bags everywhere and JEFF starts screaming? That’s it, Jeff… that’s it
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Is anyone driving from Toronto to Winnipeg tonight at an undetermined time? I’m going to miss a connection. Oh also preferably driving from Toronto to Winnipeg with very little gas?
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There was zero reason to say New York. Who cares. I mean who cares about anything but what RUNWAY you’re on? Which CITY? A runway is a runway. Also the woman went to another list before number 1 of ‘what to do when your parents get older’. I’m assuming it’s ‘bury them’
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