Nathan the Wurtzelhearted

@NathanWurtzel

Cultural appropriator. Troller of those deserving a good troll. Writer of defensible, but ultimately incorrect election predictions.

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Joined January 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Nov 2017

    The grumpiness continues until we have a "Winds of Winter" book and a "Dragonriders of Pern" movie.

    5 replies 8 retweets 50 likes
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  2. 3 hours ago

    Too close to call for Gov, but Ige has edge.

    For those of you up late waiting for the first Hawaii primary results, they have just been posted
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  3. 3 hours ago

    Case is going to win.

    For those of you up late waiting for the first Hawaii primary results, they have just been posted
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  4. 3 hours ago

    That's 5:45 in Seattle, I think.

    We are tracking all of today’s gubernatorial and federal primaries in Hawaii. Polls close at Midnight (6pm local time). Results rolling all night long!
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  5. 3 hours ago

    Criticize the media for doing a shitty job and pray they do better. Never go further than that. Ever.

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  6. 3 hours ago

    Putting the "mental" in environmentalist, leftist condones physical attacks on media.

    Replying to @CalNBC
    Then leave
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  7. 3 hours ago

    Leftists attacking media, physically. This is not OK.

    Yeah. We’re getting a lot of this. Protesters trying to grab our camera.
    3 replies 28 retweets 52 likes
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  8. 4 hours ago

    NARRATOR: Not only is Stewart responsible for who he hires, he's responsible for retaining a hire once he finds out they're racist scum.

    GOP Senate nominee Corey Stewart sent me this statement in response to my story on his staffers praising a white nationalist family tied to the candidate
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  9. 4 hours ago

    Spilled crab bisque on my shirt to own the libs.

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  10. 6 hours ago

    No Nelly sings "Hot in Herre"

    ....Do you believe Nelly worked for Fusion and her husband STILL WORKS FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF “JUSTICE.” I have never seen anything so Rigged in my life. Our A.G. is scared stiff and Missing in Action. It is all starting to be revealed - not pretty. IG Report soon? Witch Hunt!
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  11. 6 hours ago

    I AM A GOLDEN GOD, PART II

    8 replies 51 likes
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  12. 6 hours ago

    I was tired. Sorry this video requires you to turn your phone because I am dumb and did not know it would not automatically go with me. But you're gonna…

    2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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  13. 7 hours ago

    How...fair and reasonable. So now we know what it takes.

    V.S. Naipaul 1932-2018. A powerful novelist who at his best (A House for Mr. Biswas, Bend in the River) approached Conrad and even the shadow of Dickens. Of the man himself, it's perhaps best to remain silent.
    Show this thread
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  14. 7 hours ago

    this is because you are the king of stuff

    Twitter protocol is to whine about minor travel inconveniences nonstop, but I've had 8 flights on in the past month: All on time, luggage went where it was supposed to, & the staff was amazing. Thank you.
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  15. 17 hours ago

    Congratulations. You have taken your first step into a larger world.

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  16. 17 hours ago

    obligatory scenic selfie

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  17. 19 hours ago

    Uh. So you're the guy who dies. MMFA. Catch the stupid.

    . I hereby challenge you to a battle of wits. I'll bring the iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, and dissolves instantly in water. The battle ends when I place it in one of two goblets and you decide and we both drink
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  18. 19 hours ago

    Stop catcalling Ted Cruz.

    This whole offering to debate issue is ridiculous and shows the bias of the media in favor of the right-wing. Fine, I offer the same $10,000 to debate . Not joking. Guaranteed it gets no coverage. Why won't the bumbling coward Ted Cruz debate me?!
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  19. 19 hours ago

    Your high pitch causes hearing loss.

    CNN’s Jim Acosta has turned down my invitation to appear on my radio show, joining a long list of no shows over the years, including:Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Chuck Schumer, Barack Obama, Jon Stewart, et al.
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  20. 19 hours ago

    WOLVERINES

    ‘Red Dawn,’ the first PG-13 movie, was released on this day in 1984. It has.... not aged well:
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  21. 19 hours ago

    Good morning from Alaska, crazy people.

    1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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