Best copy I’ve heard in months.https://twitter.com/auderdy/status/1185972017025019904 …
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You might think I meant this as a joke. I did not: The word “dead” is arresting and unforgettable. This answer’s the user’s objection by making it a reason to buy their product. They will remember this when buying all oysters for forever.
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Communicates "I know so much about this that I don't even get offended when people get the basics wrong, I just correct them decisively and get on with my life."
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Six one-syllable words followed by a two-syllable word. It's just perfect.
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