Every tweet I send represents time I could have spent applying to jobs...
...but I don’t intend to get a job. Whether through additional campaigns, PACs, or other means, I will continue to leech off of the voters.
Classic .
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Nate McMurray, Failed Politician *parody*
@NateMcMurray
Lost three straight elections by increasingly large margins. Equal parts self-absorbed, self-important, incompetent and utterly irrelevant. *parody*
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On June 4, I stated that I plan to run again “in a place where I can actually win.”
That means I’d have to win 1) a primary and 2) a general election.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Looking good for my *4th consecutive* defeat! No surprise there.
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Long time no tweet. I’m guessing is still spending half his day tweeting absolute nonsense and preparing for his next failed congressional campaign?
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Maybe if Nate stays off Twitter they’ll give him an official full-time role eventually
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For anyone who was flabbergasted that anyone in the region would offer a full-time legal position: don’t get too excited.
His position is “special counsel.” He doesn’t truly have a full-time role and he CERTAINLY is not a partner.
hoganwillig.com/team-nate-mcmu
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And this is coming from someone who actually believes in the safety/efficacy of FDA-approved vaccines, is anti-conspiracy theory etc.
Just had to point out the ridiculousness of that statement
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Yes— would gladly walk in the shoes of a three-time election-losing unemployed self-important narcissistic irrelevant failure.
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Apparently I’m @Nate_McMurray. Honestly it might be the best one yet, and I’d gladly walk in that mans shoes. t.co/jYEC8ZkLzP
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Just wanted to let you all know that I am now down to 18.5k followers (from 19k+).
Even though I’m tweeting less often than before, people are still realizing how irrelevant my opinions are.
Guess that’s what happens when you lose three straight elections?
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Buckle up, everyone.
has led a life of incompetence—lost three elections and two jobs in recent years—but he’s confident that he’s prepared to be governor of one of the most populous states in the US.
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Well, there you have it. is contemplating extending his embarrassing record of losses to a legendary four-peat.
Nearly 3.5 months after getting crushed in the election, he still doesn’t have a job and is planning to leech off of voter money for the next 2 year.
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🚨🚨🚨 tweeted something that wasn’t utter garbage 🚨🚨🚨
This is NOT a drill. Credit where credit is due.
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It’s been over 3 months since lost his election in a landslide.
And he still doesn’t have a job. How long do you think it will take him to get a job?
- 4-6 months0%
- 7-9 months29.4%
- 10-12 months5.9%
- More than 1 year64.7%
17 votesFinal results
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No surprise that is steadily bleeding followers. That’s what happens when you approach every tweet as a desperate effort to get attention.
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Hope you’re not calling people who lost loved ones in nursing homes “imbeciles” because we have every right to feel the way we do about him. twitter.com/Nate_McMurray/
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He’s a navy SEAL and an FBI Agent. You’re a 3x loser. Western New Yorkers are smart.
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Who is he? Well, he has over 100K followers and works for a living.
The real question is: who are *YOU*, ?
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1) there’s no chance he had a partnership offer from any law firm
2) thus there’s no chance that conversation ever happened
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Since saying this yesterday, I’ve tweeted 13 times. So much for “going away for a while”!
I just can’t go more than an hour without seeking attention.
Classic .
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Yep, just a few hours after claiming I would be “taking a break” from social media, here I am not-so-subtly comparing myself to Muhammad Ali.
Shocker.
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Is anyone else skeptical that had a pending offer to join a major law firm as a partner?
- No chance he had an offer22.7%
- He definitely made it up36.4%
- The offer never existed18.2%
- It never happened22.7%
22 votesFinal results
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Nah. I lost my livelihood twice for two key reasons:
1) Because I am incompetent professionally and politically, and
2) I attack everyone who disagrees with me.
Now, having (proudly?) flaunted my horrendous track record, no one wants to hire me.
Shocker, .
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The quotes in this article read like satire.
Unhinged, deranged, socialist 3-time loser.
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In defeat, McMurray has big plans – including attacking Higgins buffalonews.com/news/local/gov
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Maybe if I wear a mask all the time from now on, I can hide from the embarrassment of being a three-time election loser.
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Well, there you have it, folks. If you support the right to own an AR-15, your main goal is to shoot cops, American soldiers, and children.
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I am perpetually furious that will be addressed as “Congressman Collins” for the rest of his life, yet I’ll never be known as “Congressman McMurray.”
Because I, will never, EVER win a Congressional election.
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People describe me as “unhinged” and “deranged.”
Maybe it’s because I love to constantly draw comparisons between the USA and the Nazi regime, like when I compare the southern border to Auschwitz.
Just hammering more nails into my political coffin.
Classic .
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I was a terrible candidate for Congress—completely unqualified to serve and broadly disliked. So I predictably lost a bunch of elections.
Now, I’ve decided my next best step is to label Western New Yorkers as a bunch of fascists (I’m still unemployed).
Classic .
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Can’t describe how upset I am that instead of hanging out at the U.S. Capitol watching the inauguration—
I, , am sitting at home wallowing in my own irrelevancy (and angrily tweeting every 30 seconds).
I guess that’s what I get for losing 3 straight elections.
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Comedy at its peak:
threatening to “quit the party” as though anyone in the world would actually care.
Nate, can’t stress this enough: your own party could not care less about you.
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I’m going to spend the next 50 years sitting at home, not working, attacking people on Twitter who are more successful than I am.
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After losing 3 elections by increasingly large margins, most people would recognize that they don’t have a future in politics. Most would probably look for a job, and try to contribute to society by being productive in some way.
Not this guy!
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Maybe if I relentlessly insult every single politician in New York State I’ll suddenly start winning elections!
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Feel free to reply to this tweet so that knows we’re still here, mocking his lies, incompetence, self-importance and consistent tradition of failure. (He blocked this account)
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As a socialist, I am a proponent of arresting anyone who disagrees with me politically.
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I just wanted to thank you for carving out 90% of your time to tweet delusions throughout the past week. It really helped me maintain MY state of delusion and knowing i wasn’t alone made it really easy. Thanks again, Roger
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I’ve wasted the last 3 years of my life running incompetent campaigns, and I’ve lost 3 elections. The voters don’t like me, my former coworkers don’t (and didn’t) like me, and my family and friends now know me as an utter failure.
But you should listen to my political analysis!
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