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I’ve been thinking a lot about how important cleaning is in fairy tales.
3 retweets 2 favoritesSo @NatalieZed just reorganized my kitchen and this fixes so many of my problems. She is a beautiful perfect angel. pic.twitter.com/3oH265ahMT
The Peripheral, the new novel by William Gibson aka @GreatDismal, is"glorious" says @NatalieZed http://fw.to/02cYnDj #globebooks
Best welcome home committee ever. <3 @audrawilliams jairuskhan @chrisdartcotf <3 @ Union Station http://instagram.com/p/xLLqJwOwh4/
I SWEAR that the woman sitting next to me is listening to an endless loop of "They're Taking The Hobbits to Isengard"
6 favoritesWe'll yoke together, like a double shadow
7 retweets 5 favoritesOkay I am on this train for 4 hours, who has a fanfic recommendation for me go
My 6yo son: "Dad, I wish there weren't any Cowboys fans." We all do, son. We all do.
196 retweets 196 favoritesMapping Every Path to the NFL Playoffs http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/12/27/upshot/mapping-the-paths-to-the-nfl-playoffs.html … This is giving me an info/chart boner. h/t/ @combatdavey
Hee Hee. RT @MissStaceyMay Zed, sometimes I feel like you’re not a person I know, but a character in an implausible TV show I like.
I don’t know how to tell him and also be all, “it’s probably better we don’t acknowledge this.”
1 retweet 2 favoritesThis guy on the train across the aisle is trying to figure out where he knows me from and it’s an old V:tM campaign I was in.
1 retweet 7 favoritesSo we’ll start tomorrow is what I’m saying.
1 favoriteBut last night I was carried into the back of an Italian restaurant in Windsor by a guy named Big Moe & then a flambé set off the fire alarm
1 retweet 2 favoritesLook I know I said that I was going to try and be more honest about the *really* surreal moment of my life, not just the medium ones
1 favorite"Look, it STARTED with trying to ruin Zoe's life. It CONTINUED with trying to ruin Zoe's life and also being dicks to the marginalized."
19 retweets 26 favoritesIf the kid with the kazoo gets on my via train WHILE MY HEADPHONES ARE STILL AT @JairusKhan’s HOUSE I might lose it.
So strange but wonderful when someone else is deeply invested in your well being.
55 retweets 169 favorites.@amerika_blog if “imposition of moral standards by exclusion” you mean “I don’t hang out with Nazis” then yes.
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