Here’s one of mine:
I was accused of being in an orgy. At a dry, Christian wedding
I was dating one of the groomsmen & the others were my friends. We were joking around behind a closed door after the ceremony
I came out to be faced with “orgy” whispers by scary old women 
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Think you need to specify if "on Twitter" or IRL, because the accusations I've had against me on Twitter are boundlessly more ridiculous than IRL.
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An ex-landlord, thinking that I’d plotted against him, posted flyers in my neighborhood claiming I was running a crack house.
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Treason. Specifically, being part of a violent insurrectionist movement (anarchism). Why? Because I was reading Emma Goldman.
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I was accused of being racist because I was talking about dutch ovens.
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I was/still am accused of stealing my older sister’s ID when I was 17 to get into the club. She DROPPED her ID and I FOUND it.
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In my customer service job years ago, someone accused me of being 'with the Bolsheviks' when I advised him that he had to pay a contribution towards his mother's social care.
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Rape by a private. Thankfully she picks dates where I was on the other side of Afghanistan. This was after she accused one of my soldiers of the same when he was with me. She then went on to accuse the E9 who processed her paperwork for lying of assault. She was a trip.
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Like, I hope she got help, and I didn't go after her or anything. She had a divorce while we were down range and lost it, and it was heartbreaking.
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