Cursula the Sea Witch

@Narkissos

keep calm and carrion ...and direct all comments to my doctor

Tartarus
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. if, when i die I find out there is a "heaven" but MY DOG DIDN'T GET TO GO, god will apologise to me with a gurgle.

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  2. 2. velj

    I'm the snacc that smiles when throwing it back and that fucking goldfish better stop misquoting me

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  3. 31. sij

    "you know what gets my goat?" "el chupacabra"

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  4. 30. sij

    i'll see you in hell, x

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  5. 26. sij

    I loved in Space Jam.

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    23. sij

    love hearing my laptop fan kick on. yes we are computing some wild shit together now. as a family

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    What’s it gonna take to get me verified on Twitter? Being alive? Grow up.

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  8. 24. sij

    just as confused

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  9. 20. sij

    it's the official "console yourself with cheese" anniversary. Thought that cheese was the seventieth anniversary gift but.........CHEETOS POPCORN IS ANNIVERSARY NOW. makes sense. Oh.

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  10. 18. sij
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  11. 16. sij
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  12. 15. sij

    live-tweeting from my deathbed [aka sinus infection]. glad death has finally come for me. angry my sinuses are its final form.

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    15. sij

    Girl are you a full moon because I want you to rip off my skin & turn me into a wolf.

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  14. 14. sij

    beep boop in my reboot

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  15. 13. sij

    NEW KINK: they hum the Jurassic Park theme when getting you water, while you post-sex wee, after cumming all over them to your cretaceous end

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    9. sij

    If you can't handle me at my n00b status you don't deserve me when I'm 1337.

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    9. sij

    she’s not gonna text u back she got a weighted blanket for christmas which doesn’t talk and doesn’t try to have sex with her 10 minutes into watching a movie

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    9. sij

    First I unzip your membrane, then look after your field of study, then trash your fuckboy

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  19. 8. sij

    Happiness garners its own brand of misery.

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    6. sij

    They say it’s gon be bout 70 for Mardi Gras this year. We aint had a hot Mardi Gras in YEARS

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