NEXUS is worth it every time entirely so I don't have to take off my shoes at security. Everything else is whatever.
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I'm still not allowed to bring Kinder Eggs to the US. I just checked. Your children are safe for another month. Enjoy.
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I saw
@NaomiWasTaken at the airport and she was so happy just to be alive or something. Fuck her and her stupid beautiful personality. You're setting the bar for Canadians up way too high.3 replies 0 retweets 12 likesShow this thread -
I nodded off at the airport and dreamed I was a baby eater and then woke up because of a loud, tasty baby. Word.
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I want to read, but all I have is this teen fiction novel, and I fear it will be too complicated for me in this state. You should all just mute this thread. I'm drunk on no sleep.
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All these fucking people at the airport with their fucking nice hair and their fucking pretty makeup and their fucking acceptable clothing.
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If I smile at you at an airport, I'm really just masking homicidal intent. There is no happiness here.
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I just realised I won't be home when my new
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I'm back in Texas. I thought I saw another streamer, but it was just a big dude in a purple hoodie and when he turned around, there was a large pickle in his mouth. I feel so alone.
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I have now met
@MargaretKrohn and@Faucius at the airport, who are more chipper than is legal. I will poison them tonight. Don't tell them.7 replies 0 retweets 18 likesShow this thread
Just embrace it. Become one of them. 
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